I wanted to try something new. I love Twitter simply for the clearinghouse it offers my brain for jokes, especially the ones I'm not using in a script. But tweeting a joke is like pouring a Dixie cup of water into the Atlantic. They still make Dixie cups, right? I'm tossing 140 characters or less into a stream of millions of other tweets posting at the same time. So I decided to go fishing in my own Twitter stream (apologies), and paste some of those jokes here. With Twitter's embed feature, they look prettier than a copy/paste. And because they're embedded, I'll stick to a monthly post so it doesn't take too much time to load. Enjoy!
Jokes
Polishing my guitar. #NotAEuphemism
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 24, 2014
But what if my Dad isn't graduating? @Hallmark
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 21, 2014No matter how angry I get, I'll never stoop to calling a woman the "C" word: Coulter.
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 13, 2014
"If you notice any of these symptoms, call your doctor..." I haven't had a "your doctor" since I was nine. And his name was "Mom".
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 12, 2014
Apple to purchase Beats by Dre for $3.2 billion. Could be like Dad trying to put on your skinny jeans. You said everyone cool wore these!
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 10, 2014On the Serious Side
Reading #YesAllWomen tweets for 30 minutes. Taking it all in. Honest, courageous & necessary. And very sad. Raise all boys to be kind men.
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 25, 2014Whether your celebrating, honoring or remembering, I wish you all a very Happy Mothers Day! OK, Mom! Jeez! "Whether YOU'RE celebrating" ;-)
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 11, 2014Reason # 1397 quitting my whorporate job to write full time was the best decision I ever made. I now love Mondays! #AmWriting
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 19, 2014Well this feels kind of awesome! I'm on IMDB: http://t.co/zBAubwtBzO #ScriptChat
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 9, 2014Our comedy web series @ClickTheSeries debuted this week! New ep coming Wednesday. Check it out here: https://t.co/yxSOhjhjfP #ScriptChat
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 5, 2014From @midnight's Hashtag Game
#UndateableBecause they're either your parents or your roommates, not both. @midnight
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 21, 2014#UndateableBecause you say "supposably" @midnight
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 21, 2014The Second to Last House on the Left @midnight #BadPrequels
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 7, 2014Ferris Bueller's Early Dismissal @midnight #BadPrequels
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 7, 2014Mr. Smith Pops By Arlington @midnight #BadPrequels
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 7, 2014Game of Clones: The Pew-Pew Wedding #WorseStarWars @midnight
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) April 30, 2014
