Saying the Comcast Town TV commercials are annoying is an understatement; like the incessant claims made by all providers regarding their lightning-fast broadband service, reliability and having the best HD options are overstatements.
If it were my first 100 days in office, I think I’d pass Executive Order #13507: If you pay for cable or fiber optic services, advertisements reminding you nine times an evening where all of your money is really going are prohibited.
The unenjoyable, infectious, seemingly never-ending Comcast Town songs are reminiscent of (but don't come close to) the song performed at the end of the movie Juno. That song I liked. It’s a cover of “Anyone Else But You” by the Moldy Peaches. You can see the Juno scene here:
I won’t embed the Comcast commercials. If you choose to suffer, you shall do so by your own hand here: http://www.comcasttown.com/
Dream Big? I can dream how big my bill will get, you unregulated ba$tards.
Mono-tone-ous TV Ditty
Monolithic corporate greedy
Earned the fate of Circuit City
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
Next time won’t you sing with me?
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
Monolithic corporate greedy
Earned the fate of Circuit City
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
Next time won’t you sing with me?
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
[wait...the internet is down again...call the 800 number...punch in my account number (where the hell is my bill?)...hit 1...hit 4...hit 5...it's ringing!...false alarm, now in a queue...my call is very important to them...yes, I do realize you have a web site...no, I don't want to order Summer Slam...aww forget it]
Town can kiss my ass for free
