I've always wondered what my handle would be if I were a rapper. I tried the online rap name generators and quickly dismissed them: Trick P, Dog Mikey M Sledge and Money Rhyme??? So lame.
I think it's better to pick a simple theme and just have some fun.
I could go with my pasty complexion and general lack of coolness: Vanylla HotTay or Soylicious
My typical mood: MC Kurmudgeon
My impulse purchases: Thug Snuggie...or maybe Snug Thuggie
My favorite sci-fi characters: O.B. Juan
My favorite sci-fi profanity substitutes: FragNetic
My rock-hard abs: Dough-boy Ripple
My career goal: Certified PMP in the house!
My ailments: Hay-Feevah
My video game prowess: Axe Kickah
Or my age: Busta Hip
My multi-ethnic heritage...
Greek: Hiphopodopolous
Italian: Vinny Vedivici
Irish: Little Big Da
English: PubKrawler
Scottish: GaelForce Tiger
Welsh: Stone Kold Castle Chiller
French: Roi de Fromage
German: RocktoberFest
My mad skills of exaggeration and inaccuracy: 9 Inch Nail
And when feeling especially sacrilegious (remembering that God laughs in any faith):
Wiccedy Wiccedy Wiccan
Ur Nex Messiah
Elijah's Chair Sitter
Karma Zootra
Big Belly Wizdom
All 4 72 Ladyz
AgnosticFronter or ItzAllGood
I'll keep adding more until I get bored...
What's yours? Comment here or share on Twitter. Be creative!!
