I wanted to try something new. I love Twitter simply for the clearinghouse it offers my brain for jokes, especially the ones I'm not using in a script. But tweeting a joke is like pouring a Dixie cup of water into the Atlantic. They still make Dixie cups, right? I'm tossing 140 characters or less into a stream of millions of other tweets posting at the same time. So I decided to go fishing in my own Twitter stream (apologies), and paste some of those jokes here. With Twitter's embed feature, they look prettier than a copy/paste. And because they're embedded, I'll stick to a monthly post so it doesn't take too much time to load. Enjoy!
Polishing my guitar. #NotAEuphemism
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 24, 2014
But what if my Dad isn't graduating? @Hallmark— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 21, 2014
No matter how angry I get, I'll never stoop to calling a woman the "C" word: Coulter.— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 13, 2014
"If you notice any of these symptoms, call your doctor..." I haven't had a "your doctor" since I was nine. And his name was "Mom".
— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 12, 2014
Apple to purchase Beats by Dre for $3.2 billion. Could be like Dad trying to put on your skinny jeans. You said everyone cool wore these!— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 10, 2014
On the Serious Side
Reading #YesAllWomen tweets for 30 minutes. Taking it all in. Honest, courageous & necessary. And very sad. Raise all boys to be kind men.— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 25, 2014
Whether your celebrating, honoring or remembering, I wish you all a very Happy Mothers Day! OK, Mom! Jeez! "Whether YOU'RE celebrating" ;-)— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 11, 2014
Reason # 1397 quitting my whorporate job to write full time was the best decision I ever made. I now love Mondays! #AmWriting— Mike Morucci (@GCGeek) May 19, 2014
From @midnight's Hashtag Game