This took me 30 seconds to write. Granted, I'm not really saying anything but at least it's not two-months old.
Here's a quick thought: Facebook is slow today, Twitter is down and my Yahoo! server is blocked at work. Three problems that didn't exist for me a mere three years ago, from three services which are absolutely free to me. Except for the $700 iPad device from which I access them. No, it doesn't make me look cool. Yes, it actually has changed my life and I'm now 90% paperless.
This is a picture of me phoning it in. See, I'm even too lazy to be clever and just went with the literal.
I would like to vow that I shall no longer be pathologically pathetic and post more frequently, but I had the nerve to create a page called Daily Amusement that I last updated in December. So we both know I can't be trusted.
Until we meet again, [INSERT CATCH PHRASE HERE].